“Elephant head on a Sommelier body said Doctor Von Krippen…perfect for blind tasting. Gavin had no chance, even if he was stroking his lucky giraffe.”
“Bertie’s imaginary typewriter didn’t help him in the exam. None of them passed…who would have thought that it would be a Nebbiolo from Guadalupe - what a load of Racists.”
“At this point, everyone realized that they should have washed their top lip.”